January 2012
2 tags
So, I have to leave my wifivat area, and I’m reblogging from the most amazing guy.
war-field:
I just caught a flying bug thing in my hand sweet jesus I am Karate Kid.
SERIOUSLY?!
planetsoda:
PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU PARTY TONIGHT. 800-222-4357...
December 2011
tumblr:
me:
tumblr:
me:
tumblr:
me: well... i better be on my way now, i've got to wake u-
tumblr: no
me: ok
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I...
I end up staring at my notifications like
